1 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,200 Aw. 2 00:00:32,300 --> 00:00:32,967 Right. 3 00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,100 It's me next. 4 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,467 Come, come. 5 00:00:36,567 --> 00:00:39,300 Sh. 6 00:00:40,867 --> 00:00:42,433 Miss! - Italy! 7 00:00:42,533 --> 00:00:43,167 Italy! 8 00:00:43,267 --> 00:00:44,300 Now you watch me, huh? 9 00:00:54,100 --> 00:00:55,567 We are the champions! 10 00:00:55,667 --> 00:00:56,967 We are the champions! 11 00:00:57,067 --> 00:00:58,967 We are the champions! 12 00:01:00,033 --> 00:01:00,833 Yes, good evening. 13 00:01:00,933 --> 00:01:02,100 What's going on here? 14 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:03,233 We are playing the English game 15 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:04,467 of shoveling the halfpenny. 16 00:01:04,567 --> 00:01:06,533 Italy against Greece. 17 00:01:06,633 --> 00:01:07,500 Si. 18 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,733 Me, arbiter. 19 00:01:08,833 --> 00:01:10,800 Chicken. 20 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:11,733 Chicken? 21 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:13,100 Si. 22 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,867 When a player is shoved aside, chicken. 23 00:01:16,967 --> 00:01:18,833 That's a foul. 24 00:01:18,933 --> 00:01:21,133 Fowl, chicken, the same. 25 00:01:21,233 --> 00:01:22,967 It's not quite the same. 26 00:01:23,067 --> 00:01:24,033 Who's winning? - Italy. 27 00:01:24,133 --> 00:01:26,033 - Oh. - Only just. 28 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:27,033 What's the score? 29 00:01:27,133 --> 00:01:28,667 Six-nil. 30 00:01:28,767 --> 00:01:30,167 Very close. 31 00:01:30,267 --> 00:01:32,100 What's that? - Oh. 32 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:34,800 It's some-- it's-- 33 00:01:34,900 --> 00:01:36,500 - It's water. - Sure. 34 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:37,433 It's water. 35 00:01:37,533 --> 00:01:39,600 Water. 36 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,233 That's wine. 37 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:42,700 Wine? 38 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:44,000 Santa Maria. 39 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:47,300 Another miracle. 40 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,533 Yes, well, I don't want to see that in this class again. 41 00:01:49,633 --> 00:01:50,533 All right. 42 00:01:50,633 --> 00:01:51,700 Now, back to your places, everybody. 43 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:52,333 Straighten up this table please. 44 00:01:52,433 --> 00:01:53,267 Thank you. 45 00:01:53,367 --> 00:01:54,267 Right. 46 00:01:54,367 --> 00:01:57,033 Rather than go straight on to a lesson, 47 00:01:57,133 --> 00:01:58,433 I thought it might be a good idea 48 00:01:58,533 --> 00:01:59,900 if we all talked about what we did at the weekend. 49 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Right? 50 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,367 Give you all a chance to brush up 51 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:04,233 on your English conversation. 52 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:05,533 Right, now who shall we start with? 53 00:02:05,633 --> 00:02:06,900 Danielle. 54 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,600 How did you spend your weekend? 55 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:10,767 I went to Brighton with my new boyfriend. 56 00:02:10,867 --> 00:02:12,167 Oh, very nice. 57 00:02:12,267 --> 00:02:13,833 And he was very naughty. 58 00:02:13,933 --> 00:02:15,800 Yes, well, people usually are in Brighton. 59 00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:18,500 No, he was naughty on the motorway. 60 00:02:19,967 --> 00:02:20,933 Quiet, please. 61 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:23,100 The police were not very happy. 62 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,067 I'm sure they weren't. 63 00:02:24,167 --> 00:02:25,200 They made him stop the car. 64 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:27,367 You mean he was driving at the time? 65 00:02:27,467 --> 00:02:28,567 Of course! 66 00:02:28,667 --> 00:02:32,000 Why else would he be doing the 100 miles an hour? 67 00:02:32,100 --> 00:02:33,400 You mean he was speeding? 68 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:34,867 Yes. 69 00:02:34,967 --> 00:02:38,133 What did you think he was doing? 70 00:02:38,233 --> 00:02:39,400 How about you, Anna? 71 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:41,233 Did you spend a weekend with your boyfriend? 72 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:41,967 Nein. 73 00:02:42,067 --> 00:02:42,967 I have no boyfriend. 74 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:44,067 Oh, that's a pity. 75 00:02:44,167 --> 00:02:45,067 Everyone should have a boyfriend. 76 00:02:45,167 --> 00:02:47,567 I have no boyfriend. 77 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,600 I was referring to the girls, Ranjeet. 78 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:51,833 My apologies. 79 00:02:51,933 --> 00:02:53,933 I once had a bad experience with the boy. 80 00:02:54,033 --> 00:02:55,300 - A bed experience? - Yeah. 81 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,333 What? 82 00:02:56,433 --> 00:02:56,967 You mean he tried to get you into bed? 83 00:02:57,067 --> 00:02:57,900 Nein. 84 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,067 Not bed, sleep. 85 00:02:59,167 --> 00:03:02,067 Bad, opposite from good. 86 00:03:02,167 --> 00:03:03,933 Oh, bad. 87 00:03:04,033 --> 00:03:04,867 Yeah, bad. 88 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:05,933 Yes, what happened? 89 00:03:06,033 --> 00:03:06,867 I cannot tell you. 90 00:03:06,967 --> 00:03:08,700 It was too awful. 91 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:13,767 Japanese philosopher say, confession very good for soul. 92 00:03:13,867 --> 00:03:15,433 Yeah! Tell us what happened. 93 00:03:15,533 --> 00:03:17,333 Well, you don't have to if you don't want to, Anna. 94 00:03:17,433 --> 00:03:19,767 Maybe it is better I get it off my breast. 95 00:03:22,367 --> 00:03:23,200 Chest. 96 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,000 Yeah. 97 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,233 It was dreadful. 98 00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:27,267 I still blush when I'm thinking of it. 99 00:03:27,367 --> 00:03:29,400 Yes, well, perhaps you better not tell us then. 100 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,567 She must! 101 00:03:30,667 --> 00:03:32,033 Most definitely. 102 00:03:32,133 --> 00:03:34,933 I am all ears. 103 00:03:35,033 --> 00:03:38,067 It was about five years ago, and I was 104 00:03:38,167 --> 00:03:40,200 going out with this boy, Cord. 105 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:42,067 I was young and innocent. 106 00:03:42,167 --> 00:03:44,033 One night, we had been to the beer garden, 107 00:03:44,133 --> 00:03:46,567 and we had been drinking a lot of schnapps. 108 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:50,433 Afterwards, I'm inviting him to my apartment for coffee. 109 00:03:50,533 --> 00:03:52,500 Ooh la la. 110 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,800 Japanese philosopher also say, man 111 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:58,867 goes to lady's apartment for drink, 112 00:03:58,967 --> 00:04:03,333 usually end up having nibble. 113 00:04:03,433 --> 00:04:05,867 Well, I think we'll leave your Japanese philosopher out 114 00:04:05,967 --> 00:04:07,067 of it, if you don't mind, Taro. 115 00:04:07,167 --> 00:04:08,167 Go on, Anna. 116 00:04:08,267 --> 00:04:10,200 Then we sat together on the bed, 117 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,667 and he was stroking mine end. 118 00:04:16,733 --> 00:04:18,467 Which end? 119 00:04:18,567 --> 00:04:19,400 This end! 120 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,733 Oh, your hand. 121 00:04:20,833 --> 00:04:22,033 Ah, I see. 122 00:04:22,133 --> 00:04:23,433 Oh dear. 123 00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:27,500 I am thinking I am too young to be hearing any more. 124 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,867 You may Leave the room if you wish to, Ranjeet. 125 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:30,767 Oh, no. 126 00:04:30,867 --> 00:04:32,067 I'll stay. 127 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:34,633 It is good to be knowing the ways of the world. 128 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,333 What happened next, Anna? 129 00:04:36,433 --> 00:04:39,300 Cord was kissing me on my neck. 130 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,967 Sacr bleu. 131 00:04:41,067 --> 00:04:43,367 Then he was kissing me on mine shoulder. 132 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:46,800 Then he was kissing me all over the place. 133 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:47,900 Go on. 134 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,300 And I was feeling all romantic. 135 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:53,500 Then, with all the drink what I had drunk, and the warmth 136 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:56,800 of his body by mine on the bed, I did something 137 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:59,233 I have always been ashamed of. 138 00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,833 Well, what did you do? 139 00:05:01,933 --> 00:05:03,467 I fell asleep. 140 00:05:03,567 --> 00:05:07,100 Oh, Santa Marie! 141 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,767 When I woke up, he was gone. 142 00:05:10,867 --> 00:05:12,600 How sad. 143 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:15,800 Well, and Taro. - Ah, so. 144 00:05:18,967 --> 00:05:20,833 How did you spend your weekend? 145 00:05:20,933 --> 00:05:21,833 I go to Paris. 146 00:05:21,933 --> 00:05:23,233 Oh, Paris. 147 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:23,967 Yes. 148 00:05:24,067 --> 00:05:24,900 Ah. 149 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:25,867 Weekend in France, eh? 150 00:05:25,967 --> 00:05:26,800 No, no. 151 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:27,800 Not France. 152 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:29,267 In London. 153 00:05:29,367 --> 00:05:30,033 Taro-- 154 00:05:30,133 --> 00:05:31,033 Yes, teacher? 155 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:33,467 Paris is in France. 156 00:05:33,567 --> 00:05:37,467 Not Buckingham Palace. 157 00:05:37,567 --> 00:05:38,933 Buckingham Palace. 158 00:05:39,033 --> 00:05:39,967 I follow you. 159 00:05:40,067 --> 00:05:40,867 You follow me? 160 00:05:40,967 --> 00:05:41,800 Yeah. 161 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,433 I didn't see you there. 162 00:05:43,533 --> 00:05:44,767 No, no. 163 00:05:44,867 --> 00:05:46,933 I mean, I understand that you went to Buckingham Palace. 164 00:05:47,033 --> 00:05:47,833 Yes. 165 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:52,133 There I see loyal fragon. 166 00:05:52,233 --> 00:05:53,800 Loyal fragon? 167 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:55,433 Royal flag? 168 00:05:55,533 --> 00:05:57,300 Ah, so. 169 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:58,633 Very nice. 170 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,567 Good. 171 00:06:00,667 --> 00:06:02,300 Uh, Jamila. - Si. 172 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,933 How did you spend your weekend? 173 00:06:05,033 --> 00:06:06,667 - Weekend? - Yeah. 174 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:07,567 What did you get up to? 175 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,633 What did you do? 176 00:06:09,733 --> 00:06:10,533 Jig-jig! 177 00:06:13,233 --> 00:06:14,467 You went dancing? 178 00:06:14,567 --> 00:06:15,733 No. 179 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:16,833 Jig-jig. 180 00:06:16,933 --> 00:06:18,600 Film. 181 00:06:18,700 --> 00:06:20,467 Maurice Chevalier. 182 00:06:20,567 --> 00:06:24,367 Thank heavens for little girls. 183 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,867 Ah, "Gigi." 184 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:26,867 Ah. 185 00:06:26,967 --> 00:06:27,767 "Gigi." 186 00:06:27,867 --> 00:06:29,833 Ah, good. 187 00:06:29,933 --> 00:06:30,967 Max. 188 00:06:31,067 --> 00:06:32,200 That's me. 189 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:34,767 How did you pass your weekend? 190 00:06:34,867 --> 00:06:36,667 Saturday I go to see the big fight. 191 00:06:36,767 --> 00:06:37,633 Ah, a boxing match. 192 00:06:37,733 --> 00:06:38,567 No, no. 193 00:06:38,667 --> 00:06:39,900 Football match. 194 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,533 And Sunday, I take my girlfriend to see the Tower of London. 195 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:44,767 Oh, very cultural. 196 00:06:44,867 --> 00:06:46,400 Did you see the Beefeaters? 197 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,333 Beefeaters? 198 00:06:47,433 --> 00:06:48,400 Yes. 199 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:51,433 No I only see people eating sandwiches. 200 00:06:51,533 --> 00:06:52,367 All right. 201 00:06:52,467 --> 00:06:53,333 All right. 202 00:06:53,433 --> 00:06:55,233 Very funny. 203 00:06:55,333 --> 00:06:55,967 Juan? 204 00:06:56,067 --> 00:06:57,400 Si, se or. 205 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,500 What happened to you at the weekend? 206 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,733 Por favor? 207 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:03,000 How-- how did you spend your weekend? 208 00:07:03,100 --> 00:07:03,900 Por favor? 209 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,500 Weekend. 210 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,733 Semana. - Ah. 211 00:07:06,833 --> 00:07:07,633 Si, hombre. 212 00:07:07,733 --> 00:07:08,967 Semana. 213 00:07:09,067 --> 00:07:11,167 Saturday, I work in bar. 214 00:07:11,267 --> 00:07:13,833 Sunday, I stay in.. 215 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:14,767 Eh? 216 00:07:14,867 --> 00:07:15,667 Por favor? 217 00:07:15,767 --> 00:07:17,700 I mean, pardon? 218 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,600 You slept. 219 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:24,500 Si. 220 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:25,333 Sleep. 221 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:26,633 But I thought you were in RC? 222 00:07:26,733 --> 00:07:27,800 Por favor? 223 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:28,867 Roman Catholic. 224 00:07:28,967 --> 00:07:30,867 Ah, si. Catholic. 225 00:07:33,167 --> 00:07:34,600 But you said you slept. 226 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,833 I mean, surely you're supposed to go to church on Sundays. 227 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:41,933 Eh, God, he tells us, six days you work. 228 00:07:42,033 --> 00:07:45,300 On the seventh day, you rest. 229 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:46,967 I rest. 230 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:48,867 You big sinner. 231 00:07:48,967 --> 00:07:49,833 No sinner. 232 00:07:49,933 --> 00:07:51,300 Si. 233 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,633 When you die, you not go to heaven, you go down hell. 234 00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:54,967 OK. 235 00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:59,800 There's more friends down hell than up heaven. 236 00:07:59,900 --> 00:08:01,333 less than five minutes down there, 237 00:08:01,433 --> 00:08:04,067 and you'll be just another Spanish omelette. 238 00:08:04,167 --> 00:08:05,867 All right. 239 00:08:05,967 --> 00:08:06,800 That'll do. 240 00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:07,700 Never mind. 241 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:08,733 Sit down, Giovanni. 242 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:10,267 I presume you did go to church? 243 00:08:10,367 --> 00:08:12,533 - Si, every Sunday I go to mass. - Aye. 244 00:08:12,633 --> 00:08:14,433 You're a practicing Catholic, then? 245 00:08:14,533 --> 00:08:15,800 I not practice. 246 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:18,200 I'm perfect. 247 00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:19,700 In Italy, when I was a little boy, 248 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,600 I was going to be a priest. 249 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:21,600 Really? 250 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:22,800 What made you change your mind? 251 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,333 It's like this. 252 00:08:24,433 --> 00:08:26,733 One day, the priest give a big sermon in the church 253 00:08:26,833 --> 00:08:30,867 all about women, girls, and the pleasures of the flesh. 254 00:08:30,967 --> 00:08:33,233 And the more he spoke, the more I realized 255 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:36,500 what I would be missing. 256 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,500 Excuse me, Mr. Brown. 257 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,933 Do you mind if I intrude for a moment? 258 00:08:41,033 --> 00:08:42,300 No, not at all. 259 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,300 Well, the school is holding a draw next weekend, 260 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,033 and I'm selling tickets for it. 261 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:47,267 Excuse me. 262 00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:49,333 This drawer you are selling tickets for. 263 00:08:49,433 --> 00:08:52,167 - Yes? - What sort of drawer is it? 264 00:08:52,267 --> 00:08:54,633 Is it from the dressing table or what? 265 00:08:58,267 --> 00:09:01,133 It's not that sort of drawer, Ranjeet. 266 00:09:01,233 --> 00:09:02,500 It's a raffle. 267 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:03,900 Oh, apologies. 268 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,900 Now, it's in a very good cause, the old age pensioners. 269 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,067 Tickets are 10p each. 270 00:09:08,167 --> 00:09:10,867 Who's going to buy some? 271 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,967 Well, what about you, Mr. Singh? 272 00:09:13,067 --> 00:09:15,300 Thank you very much, but I must decline. 273 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,733 But it's for the old age pensioners! 274 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:21,800 Yes, but what am I going to be doing with one if I win? 275 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,867 The pensioners are not the prizes. 276 00:09:28,967 --> 00:09:31,400 A thousand apologies again. 277 00:09:31,500 --> 00:09:34,833 The first prize is a weekend for two in Paris. 278 00:09:34,933 --> 00:09:36,067 Oh, I'll take one. 279 00:09:36,167 --> 00:09:37,500 I wouldn't say no to a weekend in Paris. 280 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,933 Why don't we share the ticket together? 281 00:09:40,033 --> 00:09:43,467 Maybe we can share the weekend too. 282 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:44,667 That is immoral. 283 00:09:44,767 --> 00:09:47,200 Oh, but it's very nice. 284 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:49,167 I am sure that Mr. Brown wouldn't 285 00:09:49,267 --> 00:09:51,533 dream of doing any such thing. 286 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:52,633 Would you, Mr. Brown? 287 00:09:52,733 --> 00:09:53,567 No, no. 288 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:55,133 Of course not. 289 00:09:55,233 --> 00:09:56,967 I think I'll leave these tickets with you. 290 00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:58,867 Do you think you can get rid of two books? 291 00:09:58,967 --> 00:09:59,800 Well, I don't-- 292 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,100 Excellent. Excuse 293 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,433 Excuse, please. 294 00:10:02,533 --> 00:10:03,933 Sorry we are late. 295 00:10:04,033 --> 00:10:06,667 We are delayed because of the reason of mist. 296 00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:08,067 - Mist? - Yes, please. 297 00:10:08,167 --> 00:10:09,267 But it's a perfectly clear night. 298 00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:11,033 How can you have been delayed by mist? 299 00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:13,167 We missed the bus. 300 00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:16,767 Then we had to go to the dressmaker's for a fitting. 301 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:19,467 You're not having a dress made? 302 00:10:19,567 --> 00:10:20,600 No, not Ari. 303 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:21,833 Me. 304 00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:23,967 She's having a dress made for wedding. 305 00:10:24,067 --> 00:10:25,133 Wedding? 306 00:10:25,233 --> 00:10:26,500 You mean you're getting married, Su-Lee? 307 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:27,333 Yes. 308 00:10:27,433 --> 00:10:28,700 Next week at legislate office. 309 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:32,333 Oh, I must say, you kept rather quiet about that. 310 00:10:32,433 --> 00:10:33,133 Oh, blimey. 311 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:37,300 She's been swept off her foot. 312 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:38,800 Feet. 313 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:39,733 Well, who's the lucky man? 314 00:10:39,833 --> 00:10:41,100 Do we know him? 315 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:42,300 Yes, please. 316 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:45,033 It is me. 317 00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:10,067 Enter. 318 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:11,700 Finished with your tray, love? 319 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:13,467 Yes, thank you, Gladys. 320 00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,600 Well Well, tomorrow is the big day, then. 321 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,233 What big day? 322 00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:18,633 You know, the wedding. 323 00:11:18,733 --> 00:11:19,633 Ali and Su-Lee. 324 00:11:19,733 --> 00:11:20,833 Oh, that. 325 00:11:20,933 --> 00:11:22,367 Yes. 326 00:11:22,467 --> 00:11:25,633 I had a long talk with that girl last week about her future. 327 00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:26,833 Oh, that was nice. 328 00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:28,967 However, in spite of all I said, she's 329 00:11:29,067 --> 00:11:30,500 decided to go through with it. 330 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,567 Well, there's nothing wrong in getting married. 331 00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:36,300 You ought to try it. 332 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:40,400 I am perfectly happy as I am, thank you. 333 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,367 Miss Courtney-- 334 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,100 Yes? 335 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,933 Can I be a bit personal? 336 00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:45,833 If you must. 337 00:11:45,933 --> 00:11:47,833 Have you never been with a-- 338 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:50,667 a man? 339 00:11:50,767 --> 00:11:51,867 What do you mean? 340 00:11:51,967 --> 00:11:53,767 Well, you know. 341 00:11:53,867 --> 00:11:55,300 Certainly not. 342 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:59,500 I prefer a hot water bottle. 343 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,400 At least you can hold it against you 344 00:12:01,500 --> 00:12:05,500 without it getting out of us. 345 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,867 Have you never wanted to get married? 346 00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:13,733 Well, There was one occasion many years ago. 347 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,367 A boy I was very fond of. 348 00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:17,867 In fact, we were inseparable. 349 00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:19,533 He asked me to elope with him. 350 00:12:19,633 --> 00:12:21,367 Oh, how romantic. 351 00:12:21,467 --> 00:12:22,367 And did you? 352 00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:23,400 Almost. 353 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,800 We set off one morning for Gretna Green, 354 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:27,733 but I'm afraid we never quite made it. 355 00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:28,733 How far did you get? 356 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:29,633 Golder's Green. 357 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:34,467 My father caught up with us and dragged me back home. 358 00:12:34,567 --> 00:12:37,000 Well, he forbade me to see the boy again. 359 00:12:37,100 --> 00:12:38,867 He said we were far too young. 360 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,600 Oh, what a shame. 361 00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:44,233 How old were you? 362 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:48,133 He was eight, and I was six. 363 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:49,433 Oh, never mind, dearie. 364 00:12:49,533 --> 00:12:50,967 I know there's somewhere, someone 365 00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,467 somewhere waiting for you. 366 00:12:52,567 --> 00:12:55,533 Then you'll have a very long wait. 367 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:57,833 I have no intention of subjugating myself 368 00:12:57,933 --> 00:12:59,433 to any member of the male sex. 369 00:12:59,533 --> 00:13:02,133 So I take it you think women are equal to men. 370 00:13:02,233 --> 00:13:03,600 Certainly not. 371 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,600 Women are far superior. 372 00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:09,233 So you won't be at the wedding tomorrow? 373 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:10,267 No. 374 00:13:10,367 --> 00:13:12,333 I have better things to do with my time 375 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:14,100 than go and watch two people embarking 376 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,100 on such a foolish enterprise. 377 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,067 Oh, well, I'm going. 378 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:18,367 I love weddings. 379 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:22,433 And I think they'll make a lovely couple. 380 00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:26,867 Help yourselves, everybody! 381 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:27,800 Oh! 382 00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:30,167 It's a lovely spumante, eh? 383 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:30,933 Ah. 384 00:13:31,033 --> 00:13:31,933 Su-Lee, for you. 385 00:13:32,033 --> 00:13:32,867 Thank you. 386 00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:33,800 And Ali, for you. 387 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,700 A lovely glass. 388 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:35,800 Sorry, no. 389 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,767 It is against my religion to drink. 390 00:13:37,867 --> 00:13:39,733 It is also against my religion! 391 00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:43,567 Hold it. 392 00:13:43,667 --> 00:13:45,000 Another miracle, Giovanni? 393 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,200 No, Professori. 394 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,867 We drink to health of the happy couple. 395 00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:49,233 You have a glass, eh? 396 00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:50,833 Yes, well, I suppose it is a special occasion. 397 00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:51,767 Eh, prego. 398 00:13:51,867 --> 00:13:53,433 Oh, thank you. 399 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,567 Well, what about a toast, then, eh? 400 00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:56,533 We have no toast. 401 00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:57,833 Only biscuits. 402 00:13:57,933 --> 00:13:58,933 No, no, no, no, no. 403 00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:01,900 I mean a toast for Ali and Su-Lee. 404 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,700 We have no toast for them either. 405 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,433 To Ali and Su-Lee. 406 00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:08,300 To Ali and Su-Lee! 407 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,600 May all your troubles be little ones. 408 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:11,367 Little ones what? 409 00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:12,733 It's an English expression. 410 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:15,333 It means to hope that you have a family, a baby. 411 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:16,400 Oh, blimey. 412 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:20,200 I'm doing something about it last night. 413 00:14:20,300 --> 00:14:21,267 Yes. 414 00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:24,367 I'm preparing a little room for nursery. 415 00:14:24,467 --> 00:14:26,500 Ah. 416 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,133 Please, I am having a very funny thought. 417 00:14:30,233 --> 00:14:33,100 He's Pakistani, she's Chinese. 418 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:36,000 If they have a baby, it'll be Pakinese! 419 00:14:37,067 --> 00:14:38,667 How dare you! 420 00:14:38,767 --> 00:14:41,833 I shall be teaching you not to be insulting, 421 00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:44,367 you ignorant son of a bearded puff! 422 00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:45,733 Come on, then! 423 00:14:45,833 --> 00:14:47,967 You also 424 00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:48,933 All right. That'll do. 425 00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:50,100 Come on. 426 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,600 Now, let's not forget why we're here. 427 00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:52,767 You still have a lot to learn. 428 00:14:52,867 --> 00:14:53,833 Now, back to your places, everyone, 429 00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:55,533 and put those glasses away. 430 00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:58,133 Right. 431 00:14:58,233 --> 00:14:59,667 Now, this evening, I thought we'd try 432 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,067 and have a group discussion. 433 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:02,167 All right? 434 00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:03,133 Yes? 435 00:15:03,233 --> 00:15:05,533 We'll pick a subject, and then we'll 436 00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:06,967 all discuss it thoroughly. 437 00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:09,400 Now, what would you like to discuss? 438 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,367 Girls. 439 00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,533 I don't think so, Giovanni. 440 00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:15,633 Anybody any other suggestions? - Sport. 441 00:15:15,733 --> 00:15:16,600 Sport. Yes. 442 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:17,733 Good idea. 443 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,333 That's a good subject, Max. Right. 444 00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:20,500 Sport. 445 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,067 Now, although most sports are international, 446 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,933 there are, of course, various activities 447 00:15:25,033 --> 00:15:27,000 which are peculiar to individual countries. 448 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:30,433 For example, the national sport of France is-- 449 00:15:30,533 --> 00:15:31,600 Football. Good. 450 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:32,600 Well done, Danielle. 451 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:33,967 And the national sport of Italy? 452 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,533 Girls. 453 00:15:36,633 --> 00:15:38,300 That's not a sport. 454 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:40,433 Maybe not, but it's more popular than football. 455 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:46,167 Su-Lee, what is the national sport of China? 456 00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:48,967 China excellent at everything, especially 457 00:15:49,067 --> 00:15:51,100 table tennis and athletics. 458 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,867 Japan much more athletic. 459 00:15:54,967 --> 00:15:57,767 Champions of karate! 460 00:15:57,867 --> 00:16:01,200 Chinese Kung Fu much superior to Japanese karate. 461 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:02,333 Not so. 462 00:16:02,433 --> 00:16:07,200 I'm a black belt. Kung Fu, much inferior. 463 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,000 Hiya! 464 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:08,967 - Oh! - Oi-ya! 465 00:16:09,067 --> 00:16:09,900 All right! 466 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,167 That'll do for now. 467 00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:12,567 We don't need any more oriental punch-ups. 468 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:14,267 Go and sit down. 469 00:16:14,367 --> 00:16:15,533 Right. 470 00:16:15,633 --> 00:16:18,100 Who can tell me what the national sport of England is? 471 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,033 Yes, Jamila? 472 00:16:19,133 --> 00:16:19,933 Balling. 473 00:16:20,033 --> 00:16:21,067 Balling? 474 00:16:21,167 --> 00:16:22,400 On bowling green. 475 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,233 Bowling. 476 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:24,967 Oh, bowls? Oh, well, yes. 477 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,333 That's not exactly the national sport. 478 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:29,867 No, that honor goes to cricket. 479 00:16:29,967 --> 00:16:31,567 Please. 480 00:16:31,667 --> 00:16:33,100 I not understand cricket. 481 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,800 Well, it's quite straightforward. 482 00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:38,267 There are two teams of 11 men each, and one side goes in, 483 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:40,367 and the other side have to try and get them out. 484 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:44,533 I didn't know you could play it in the doors. 485 00:16:44,633 --> 00:16:45,900 It's not played indoors. 486 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:50,600 Yeah, but how can somebody be out when he's already out? 487 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,900 Well, I'll try to explain. 488 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 See, the team that is bowling is on the field, 489 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,567 and the team that is batting is in the pavilion. 490 00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,867 Now, the first two men, batsmen, come out to go in. 491 00:16:58,967 --> 00:17:02,233 And then the first one of those to be out goes back in, 492 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:05,100 and then another batsman comes out to go. 493 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,433 Is that clear so far? 494 00:17:07,533 --> 00:17:08,833 Oh, sure. 495 00:17:08,933 --> 00:17:11,533 When he's in, he's not really in. 496 00:17:11,633 --> 00:17:12,800 He's out. 497 00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:15,533 And when he's out, he's not really out. 498 00:17:15,633 --> 00:17:16,467 He's in. 499 00:17:16,567 --> 00:17:17,733 That's right. 500 00:17:17,833 --> 00:17:20,467 ,, it's crazy. 501 00:17:20,567 --> 00:17:21,633 Mr. Brown. 502 00:17:21,733 --> 00:17:23,233 Mr. Brown, you're wanted straight away. 503 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:26,633 It's Miss Courtney, and she said it's very important. 504 00:17:26,733 --> 00:17:27,700 Oh, thank you, Gladys. 505 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,233 I shall only be a moment. 506 00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:30,600 Giovanni, would you take charge of the class while I'm away? 507 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:31,700 - Sure. - Good. 508 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,633 Pick a subject. 509 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:37,467 OK. 510 00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:38,633 Now we talk about girls. 511 00:17:45,033 --> 00:17:46,300 Enter. 512 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,600 You sent for me, Miss Courtney? 513 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,400 Yes. 514 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,133 Oh, this is the teacher, Mr. Brown. 515 00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:01,300 I am hearing much about you. 516 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:03,033 Well, I hope it's all good. 517 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:06,033 This young lady has called to see Mr. Nadim. 518 00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:07,033 Oh, Ali. 519 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,467 You're a friend of his, then? 520 00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:10,833 More than a friend. 521 00:18:10,933 --> 00:18:12,467 You're not his sister, are you? 522 00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:13,667 No. 523 00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:14,733 I am his wife. 524 00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:15,667 Ah. 525 00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:20,533 Tonight after class, we take you into the pub, huh? 526 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,433 Yes, and we're having a big feast. 527 00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:23,367 Si. 528 00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:24,333 Big fiesta. 529 00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:25,167 Plenty drink. 530 00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:28,133 It is last night of freedom. 531 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:31,000 Thank you, please, but it is not necessary. 532 00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,200 I do not drink. 533 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:33,667 Groom deserve it. 534 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:38,400 It's a tradition the night before the wedding 535 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,367 for the bridegroom to be smashed! 536 00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:45,800 I think you all men are male chauvinist pig. 537 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,200 why you not invite us to the pub? 538 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,000 What? 539 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,833 And spoil the ending? 540 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,600 You make your own fiesta. 541 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,767 We go to Pub G. All ladies. 542 00:18:56,867 --> 00:18:57,700 No, please. 543 00:18:57,800 --> 00:18:58,833 Jamila is right. 544 00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,667 We have our own celebration. 545 00:19:00,767 --> 00:19:01,567 That's right. 546 00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:02,933 Ali. 547 00:19:03,033 --> 00:19:03,833 Yes, please. 548 00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:05,633 Can I see you, please? 549 00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:07,800 You are seeing me now. 550 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,133 I mean I want to see you in private 551 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:10,200 in Miss Courtney's office. 552 00:19:10,300 --> 00:19:11,533 It's rather important. 553 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,367 OK. 554 00:19:13,467 --> 00:19:14,433 Oh, excuse me. 555 00:19:14,533 --> 00:19:16,533 I will be back very soon, my beloved. 556 00:19:19,233 --> 00:19:20,633 Ah, l'amour. 557 00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,200 I wonder what was so important for Mr. Brown 558 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:25,600 to be telling Ali. 559 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,967 Uh, maybe he's going to tell him the facts of life. 560 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:29,833 All right. 561 00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:31,133 Sit down, Ali. 562 00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:33,733 - Thank you. - Where's-- 563 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:35,333 I've sent her to the tea room. 564 00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:36,300 Oh, good. 565 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,267 Well, I think it might be a good idea 566 00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:38,567 if Ali and I were left alone. 567 00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,700 I presume you'll speak to Miss Su-Lee? 568 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,267 You presume wrong. 569 00:19:43,367 --> 00:19:46,500 I think Mr. Nadim should do his own dirty work. 570 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,700 Well, Ali-- 571 00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,267 Yes, please. 572 00:19:55,367 --> 00:19:56,933 I'm not going to beat about the bush. 573 00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:58,100 What bush? 574 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,933 I have just met your wife. 575 00:20:03,033 --> 00:20:04,833 Oh, jolly good. 576 00:20:04,933 --> 00:20:07,000 I must say, it came as rather a shock. 577 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,400 Excuse, please. 578 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,367 She's not all that bad looking. - I don't know, Ali. 579 00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:12,100 No, no, no, Ali. 580 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,033 You don't understand. 581 00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,367 You are a married man. 582 00:20:14,467 --> 00:20:15,467 Oh, yes. 583 00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:16,733 Well then, how can you possibly be thinking 584 00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,367 of marrying Su-Lee tomorrow? 585 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:19,333 Why not? 586 00:20:19,433 --> 00:20:20,367 It's bigamy. 587 00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:21,100 Oh, no. 588 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,400 It is big of me. 589 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:25,867 No, no, Ali. 590 00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:26,767 You don't understand. 591 00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:28,867 You can't have two wives. 592 00:20:28,967 --> 00:20:29,967 Oh, yes, please. 593 00:20:30,067 --> 00:20:32,067 It is allowed by my religion. 594 00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:34,400 If the first wife is agreeable, then 595 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,733 the husband can take another. 596 00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:38,867 You mean your wife doesn't mind? 597 00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:40,133 Not at all. 598 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:41,667 It is to have the baby. 599 00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:42,567 Baby? 600 00:20:42,667 --> 00:20:43,567 Yes, please. 601 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:46,000 We have been now trying for four years, 602 00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:47,667 and nothing is happening. 603 00:20:47,767 --> 00:20:51,333 So I'm taking another wife to have the babies. 604 00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:54,067 Well, it's against the law in this country. 605 00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:57,000 But they're not going to be finding out, are they? 606 00:20:57,100 --> 00:20:58,600 Yes they are, because I'm afraid I'm going 607 00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,100 to have to be telling them. 608 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,200 Oh, blimey. 609 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,667 Now what am I going to be doing? 610 00:21:03,767 --> 00:21:05,233 Well, I think the first thing you should do 611 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,833 is tell Su-Lee about your wife. 612 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,733 Oh, she's already knowing it. 613 00:21:08,833 --> 00:21:10,100 And she doesn't mind? 614 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,267 Not at all. 615 00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:13,600 She's been very much in love with me. 616 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,000 Well, look. 617 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:17,633 You'll just have to tell her that the wedding is off. 618 00:21:17,733 --> 00:21:19,267 She will be broken hearted. 619 00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:21,067 Yes, well, you should have thought of that before. 620 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:22,967 Come in. 621 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,167 Excuse, please. 622 00:21:24,267 --> 00:21:26,133 Miss Courtney say you want see me. 623 00:21:26,233 --> 00:21:28,000 Yes, come in, Su-Lee. 624 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,000 Ali has something to tell you. 625 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:31,900 Yes, Ali? 626 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,800 Well, you see, what I'm trying to say is, 627 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:41,000 well, there is something very important you must be knowing. 628 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,467 What is it? 629 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:46,267 Well, Mr. Brown will be telling you. 630 00:21:46,367 --> 00:21:48,500 Ali! 631 00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,267 Sit down, Su-Lee. 632 00:21:50,367 --> 00:21:52,000 Well, I don't quite know how to say this, 633 00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:53,667 but it has to be said. 634 00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:55,000 I do have something to say. 635 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,200 It's about the wedding. 636 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:57,567 I cannot marry Ali. 637 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:58,867 You see, the point is-- 638 00:21:58,967 --> 00:21:59,767 pardon? 639 00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:00,933 I cannot marry Ali. 640 00:22:01,033 --> 00:22:02,533 Why can't you marry Ari? 641 00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:03,633 Marry Ali? 642 00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:05,100 I'm not in love with him. 643 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:07,267 But you must have said that you wanted to, surely. 644 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:08,300 Yes. 645 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:09,933 I was being sorry for him at the time. 646 00:22:10,033 --> 00:22:12,167 But now I know it is not possible. 647 00:22:12,267 --> 00:22:13,233 How am I going to tell him? 648 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:14,800 It will break his heart. 649 00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:15,833 Oh, don't worry, Su-Lee. 650 00:22:15,933 --> 00:22:17,067 I'll tell him. 651 00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:18,133 I'm sure I'll be able to let him gently. 652 00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:19,133 Yes. You leave it with me. 653 00:22:19,233 --> 00:22:21,233 I'll sort it out, I'm sure. 654 00:22:21,333 --> 00:22:23,000 I'll have a word with him. 655 00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:27,033 Excuse please, Mr. Brown. 656 00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:28,067 Yes, Ali. 657 00:22:28,167 --> 00:22:29,833 - Did you tell Su-Lee? - Yes. 658 00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,033 Oh, jolly good. 659 00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:33,600 Now I'm being very happy with one wife. 660 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,833 Good. 661 00:22:34,933 --> 00:22:37,233 I hope she didn't mind too badly of me? 662 00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,367 Well, I was-- I was as tactful as I could be. 663 00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:41,900 I told her that it's better to have loved and lost than never 664 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,233 to have loved at all. 665 00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:46,667 What a beautiful thought. 666 00:22:46,767 --> 00:22:48,100 Was she very sad? 667 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,967 Absolutely heartbroken. 668 00:22:52,067 --> 00:22:53,633 Did you tell Ali, Mr. Brown? 669 00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:55,133 Yes, Su-Lee. 670 00:22:55,233 --> 00:22:57,200 I told him it's better to have loved and lost than never 671 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,500 to have loved at all. 672 00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,667 Was he very upset? 673 00:22:59,767 --> 00:23:01,367 Broken hearted. 674 00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:02,200 Right. 675 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,467 Now pay attention, everybody. 676 00:23:03,567 --> 00:23:05,167 Ali and Su-Lee have had a long discussion, 677 00:23:05,267 --> 00:23:07,067 and by mutual agreement, have decided to call off 678 00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:08,067 their wedding. 679 00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:09,367 We've already booked the pub! 680 00:23:09,467 --> 00:23:10,900 We've ordered all the toast and the drinks. 681 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,133 Yeah! 682 00:23:12,233 --> 00:23:13,700 Yeah, well, you'll just have to cancel. 683 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:14,800 Excuse, please. 684 00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:16,767 You do not have to be canceling it. 685 00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:18,467 But we have nothing to celebrate. 686 00:23:18,567 --> 00:23:19,400 Oh, blimey. 687 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:20,433 Yes we have. 688 00:23:20,533 --> 00:23:22,867 My lovely wife is telling me that I'm 689 00:23:22,967 --> 00:23:24,667 going to be a daddy at last. 690 00:23:29,767 --> 00:23:30,567 Hey! 691 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:32,533 Come on, everybody! 692 00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:33,533 To the pub! 693 00:23:33,633 --> 00:23:35,067 - Yay! - just a moment. 694 00:23:35,167 --> 00:23:36,100 It's not time to go yet. 695 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,733 There's half an hour more. 696 00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:38,633 I say! 697 00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:39,567 Come back! 698 00:23:44,567 --> 00:23:47,733 Just a moment, where do you all think you're going? 699 00:23:47,833 --> 00:23:48,633 Uh-huh-huh-huh. 700 00:23:48,733 --> 00:23:50,400 To the pub. 701 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:53,000 Mr. Brown, this is most unsatisfactory. 702 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,267 Well, I agree. 703 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:55,500 Well, what are you going to do about it? 704 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,767 There's only one thing I can do. 705 00:23:56,867 --> 00:23:57,633 If you can't beat them, join them. 706 00:23:57,733 --> 00:23:59,033 Uh-huh-huh-huh.